Did you know, that "sadist" autocorrects to "daisy"? At least on my phone.
I know you're going to try it.
If not now, then later.
That's fine, you don't have to believe me.
Go ahead and try and let me know.
How do I know? A friend and I were discussing a Dom, and she asked me if he was and I guess she was paying attention because her message got through, mine got sanitized and I didn't even notice. "I don't know if he's a daisy."
And no, he isn't.