Everything Coming Up Daisies

Did you know, that "sadist" autocorrects to "daisy"? At least on my phone.

I know you're going to try it.

If not now, then later.

That's fine, you don't have to believe me.

Go ahead and try and let me know.

How do I know? A friend and I were discussing a Dom, and she asked me if he was and I guess she was paying attention because her message got through, mine got sanitized and I didn't even notice. "I don't know if he's a daisy."

And no, he isn't.